Housecoat; /ˈhousˌkōt/; noun; a woman’s long, loose, lightweight robe for informal wear around the house. I had this brand new housecoat in my wardrobe for the longest time. I asked Apnea if she wouldn’t mind modeling it. I imagine this had to be one of the worst things she had to wear. Not the latex outfits. Not the gas masks. Not the vacuum-bed. Not the ultra-high heels. Not the restraints or the BDSM gear. That ugly Sears housecoat. I imagine she was feeling like a horse’s patoot but being the consummate professional, she made it sexy.