{"id":1807,"date":"2020-04-29T00:45:01","date_gmt":"2020-04-29T07:45:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/?p=1807"},"modified":"2020-09-09T00:01:23","modified_gmt":"2020-09-09T07:01:23","slug":"apnea-1307","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/index.php\/2020\/04\/29\/apnea-1307\/","title":{"rendered":"APNEA 1307"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Sam_Sanchez_Apnea-1307.jpg\" alt=\"APNEA 1307\" class=\"wp-image-1808\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Sam_Sanchez_Apnea-1307.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Sam_Sanchez_Apnea-1307-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Housecoat; \/\u02c8hous\u02cck\u014dt\/; noun; a woman&#8217;s long, loose, lightweight robe for informal wear around the house. I had this brand new housecoat in my wardrobe for the longest time. I asked Apnea if she wouldn\u2019t mind modeling it. I imagine this had to be one of the worst things she had to wear. Not the latex outfits. Not the gas masks. Not the vacuum-bed. Not the ultra-high heels. Not the restraints or the BDSM gear. That ugly Sears housecoat. I imagine she was feeling like a horse\u2019s patoot but being the consummate professional, she made it sexy. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Housecoat; \/\u02c8hous\u02cck\u014dt\/; noun; a woman&#8217;s long, loose, lightweight robe for informal wear around the house. I had this brand new housecoat in my wardrobe for the longest time. I asked Apnea if she wouldn\u2019t mind modeling it. I imagine this had to be one of the worst things she had to wear. Not the latex [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","blog-blocks-layout","blog-style-postblock","","blog-alt-odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1807"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1883,"href":"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807\/revisions\/1883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.samsanchez.com\/home\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}